Those devilish greens

Me: Sam, time to get up now

Sam: Are you Catholic?

Me: No, why?

Sam: I just resurrected Satan - and I ate broccoli

Me:

Sam: You can talk now

I don't actually know what to say to this one. Is broccoli really that evil?

Big Life Questions

Me: Sam, time to wake up

Sam: (in his most indignant of indignant voice) What?!

Me: Time to get up for school

Sam: What the hell!! Why do I have to get up?! What's that all about!?

Looks like Sam is starting to ask the fundamental questions of life....

Edible Sociology

Me: Sam, time to wake up

Sam: That's buff

Me: What is?

Sam: The social pie

Me: What's that!?

Sam: It's got sauce in it

Sound yummy. Anyone got the recipe for Social Pie?

The player I am about to receive

Me: Morning Sam

Sam: Don't look at him!

Me: Look at who?!

Sam: Don't look at the player you want to get!

First, what sort of player? The infidel blokey type? or am I about to become a WAG? And secondly, surely I ought to check him out before I actually get him?

I am not sure Sam gives great advice first thing in the morning...

Long shopping Queue...

Me: Morning Sam, time to wake up

Sam: 11 hours

Me: what?

Sam: thats how long they waited

Me: Who?

Sam: The people that went shopping

All I can say is, I hope it was worth an 11 hour wait, whatever it was they were buying!

Holiday!

Me: Morning Sam, it's 10 past 7, time to get up

Sam: I got no school

Me: Oh? How come?

Sam: Antarctic day off

You all heard it here first. 28th of March is to now be known as Antarctic Day - even better, it's a holiday! Yay!

A good Kettle anecdote

Me: Wake up Sam

Sam: Come on, tell me the story

Me: What story?

Sam: I thought you were going to tell me an anectdote about a kettle?

Anyone got a good kettle anectdote I can tell him? It might help wake him up in time to go to school...