Full of beans, first thing in the morning...

Me: Sam, wake up now

Sam: What for?

Me: It's breakfast time

Sam: They are all lies!

Me: What are all lies?

Sam: All the baked beans on toast are lies

I know that baked beans are full of wind...but out and out lies? If we can't trust beans, what can we trust?

The guy himself....

 

This is Sam.

It is an absolute pleasure to talk to him first thing in the morning.

Except for when he is no longer in that hypnopompic state and simply tells me to fuck off...

Music in the morning...

Me: Sam, time to get up

Sam: Fobey.

Me: Fobey?

Sam: Bobey.

Me: Bobey??

Sam: Dobey

Me: Dobey???

Sam: you know, that music thing

Me: Ah! Dolby!

Sam: Yes

Got it. All perfectly clear now.

Bargain? Or rip off?

Me: Wake up, Sam

Sam: Real Deals

Me: Really? Where?

Sam: TGI Friday's, n that - £20 for what's usually £18!

Hm. Methinks that's not really such a great deal... Lol!