Those devilish greens

Me: Sam, time to get up now

Sam: Are you Catholic?

Me: No, why?

Sam: I just resurrected Satan - and I ate broccoli

Me:

Sam: You can talk now

I don't actually know what to say to this one. Is broccoli really that evil?

Big Life Questions

Me: Sam, time to wake up

Sam: (in his most indignant of indignant voice) What?!

Me: Time to get up for school

Sam: What the hell!! Why do I have to get up?! What's that all about!?

Looks like Sam is starting to ask the fundamental questions of life....

Edible Sociology

Me: Sam, time to wake up

Sam: That's buff

Me: What is?

Sam: The social pie

Me: What's that!?

Sam: It's got sauce in it

Sound yummy. Anyone got the recipe for Social Pie?