They say sleep is a little death...

Me: Morning Sam, time to wake up

Sam: It's in the hearse

Me: What's in the hearse?

Sam: My body, init

Me: Your body is in the hearse?

Sam: If I was dead

Me: If you were dead your body would be in the hearse.

Sam: Exactly.

I am still not entirely sure if he is dead or if he is just planning ahead...